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Skirts and Boyfriends
Posted on April 13, 2010 | No CommentsMy favorite line of the week was said to me today: “here, pour this for me while i go change. my boyfriends coming home soon so i have to put […] -
California’s pre-summer fall line up
Posted on April 11, 2010 | No Commentsnow is your time to shine, everybody outside of Southern California… i know its sunny and warm where you are and you expect that it is here too but actually […] -
Advertising vs Reality
Posted on April 11, 2010 | 1 CommentThis Ralphs brand Pad Thai noodle mix looks authentic and zesty on the cover but when you take it out… dang… -
The new control center
Posted on April 9, 2010 | No Commentsthis new computer (Mac Pro) is making me mad with power.. if i can run 12 apps including imovie, skype firefox (3 windows. 34 tabs total), yahoo messenger, bittorrent, itunes, […] -
Corn is not a vegetable
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsI was just thinking about how corn is a vegetable (cuz thats the stuff i think about) but popcorn is a grain and how weird that is. except “that’s weird” […] -
Bloody facebook
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Stop broadcasting your insecurities
Posted on April 4, 2010 | No CommentsDear night life workers in LA: nothing you say about your career will impress me. please skip the “this is just what im doing right NOW” and the “soon i […] -
April Fools Pranks
Posted on April 1, 2010 | No CommentsI had fun making girls using the “im pregnant” April Fools line cry by answering “i KNEW there was something up with the weight gain!” My big online prank was […] -
Sleep…
Posted on March 29, 2010 | No Commentsim sorry Awake. i just cant do this anymore… we need a break.. ill come back in the morning. but this is just too much for me right now. i […] -
Midnight mischief with night sight
Posted on March 28, 2010 | No CommentsI just found my night vision goggles and realized that i paid several hundred dollars for them and only used them once, so i’ve decided that late tonight im going […]