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![Being in the lowest form of the public eye (the Internetz) for a decade, I’ve been getting this question for years and despite being a compli-sult, it’s unfortunately a legit […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/breitkenn-115x115.png "“Why aren’t you famous [yet]?”")
“Why aren’t you famous [yet]?”
Posted on January 9, 2010 | No CommentsBeing in the lowest form of the public eye (the Internetz) for a decade, I’ve been getting this question for years and despite being a compli-sult, it’s unfortunately a legit […] -
![whats with so much tv and radio media doing decade reviews for the “end of the first decade of the millennium”. since when are decades only 9 years long? the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "2010 is not a new decade")
2010 is not a new decade
Posted on January 5, 2010 | No Commentswhats with so much tv and radio media doing decade reviews for the “end of the first decade of the millennium”. since when are decades only 9 years long? the […] -
Your work means nothing
Posted on January 3, 2010 | No CommentsPretty tired of these self-important douches in the Ent. industry (writers, producers, photogs, models, etc) acting like their “product” (talent) has any actual worth. eff you. our product is meaningless […] -
New Years Eve 09 at home
Posted on December 31, 2009 | 1 CommentHad to decline the invites at Vegas, Hollywood and the STL crew who roadtripped to Nashville and instead am at my parents house this New Years, very much indoors and […] -
Abstract art in the snow
Posted on December 27, 2009 | 1 CommentI drew this with my urine. -
“Merry Christmas” is, by definition, an all inclusive phrase*
Posted on December 26, 2009 | No Comments*in America (or any other nation where it’s a national holiday). Got this response on a Facebook comment after I told this guy “Merry Christmas”. He’s a militant atheist, and […] -
He knows…
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsMy 8 year old cousin Reagan doesn’t believe that i saw Santa last night. i figured her skepticism was due to disbelief about his existence, but just heard her explain to her uncle […] -
Santa is the Bizarro Jesus
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsBoth are kindly bearded men. One 60ish with white hair, one 30ish with dark hair (unless you buy an image of him in America, in which case Jesus was the […] -
Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No Commentsmy 8 year old cousin doesn’t believe that i saw Santa last night. i figured her skepticism was due to disbelief about his existence, but just heard her explain to […] -
It snowed today, Christmas Eve 09
Posted on December 24, 2009 | No Comments8 year old girls make the easiest snowball target practice. im fkkn PWNING this bitch Update: Newsworthy event… Although it snowed here in Dallas Fortworth in 2004, the greater Dallas […]