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Johnny in lights
Posted on December 22, 2009 | No Comments -
![could someone tell me what happens when Michael Scott is up at the podium at the school in the Scotts Tots episode of the Office? I have to go to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/scottstotspodium-115x115.png "Cant watch Scotts Tots")
Cant watch Scotts Tots
Posted on December 15, 2009 | No Commentscould someone tell me what happens when Michael Scott is up at the podium at the school in the Scotts Tots episode of the Office? I have to go to […] -
![Jogging to Mcdonalds (that makes it healthy, right?) cuz there are keys kinda sorta locked in my car. Google Maps says its 2.3 miles away so I’m gonna listen to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Jogging to Mac")
Jogging to Mac
Posted on December 13, 2009 | No CommentsJogging to Mcdonalds (that makes it healthy, right?) cuz there are keys kinda sorta locked in my car. Google Maps says its 2.3 miles away so I’m gonna listen to […] -
Emo pup laments his mommy’s absence
Posted on December 10, 2009 | No CommentsMy sisters stupid dog is here at the house while she’s…away, and my mom has already spoiled the crap out of it so much so that it freaks out when […] -
Well, it looks like you’re doing good for yourself…
Posted on December 5, 2009 | 2 CommentsWhen I first moved to LA I met a shy but very nice transexual boy-to-girl at a party. Smash cut to 5 minutes ago and someone RickRolled me LemonParty style […] -
My chocolate hurts
Posted on December 4, 2009 | No Commentsomg stomach, those pieces of chocolate cake werent even that big. neither was the glass of chocolate milk. or the Oreos on top of it. or the glob of frosting […] -
![Last night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jenagrees-115x115.png "Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028")
Bitches be crazy: 09 edition 3,028
Posted on December 2, 2009 | No CommentsLast night I posted this status to Facebook: girls in flyover country are so much prettier than the fake plastic Pam Andy wannabes and fatty skanked out cokewhores on the […] -
Boxer beware: the ilk of silk
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsSilk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at […] -
Calendar OCD battle
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsALMOST made it the entire month with only one left-to-right corner to corner slash through the days on my desk calendar, but alas, with only one day to go, the […] -
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […]