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Early Airport funtimes
Posted on November 28, 2009 | No CommentsWatched CSI Miami for 4 hours straight instead of going to sleep last night and am now at my gate at the Orlando airport mixing up a bottle of Airborne […] -
Left alonezes in Or-lo
Posted on November 27, 2009 | No CommentsDefinitely will NOT be paying thousands of dollars to get out of this jam packed festerhole that is Orlando airport. will wait for a non-full flight to get the regular […] -
5 year old grammar Nazi
Posted on November 26, 2009 | No CommentsMy 5 year old nephew Riley was looking over my shoulder when I was on my Family-Facebook (the one where I talk about how much I love Jesus and my […] -
Responsible gun usage lessons from my family
Posted on November 25, 2009 | No CommentsI won’t name names since she or…she, would probably fail to see the self deprecating humor in this, but lets just say that a certain someone back at my parents […] -
When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers
Posted on November 24, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers. I warned you with this status update on Myspace and Facebook: someone please come over and have salad with me… […] -
Orlando airport has free Wifi
Posted on November 23, 2009 | No CommentsAt Orlando airport… Why doesnt every airport everywhere have free wifi? wtf. get it sponsored and get friggin movin. this is how itz DONE yo. watchin yutubez @ baggage claim […] -
On my way to Florida
Posted on November 23, 2009 | No CommentsThis is what the taxi service to the airport meant for this box, right? Leaving the house in just a few hours (meaning I should probably try to sleep for […] -
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […] -
Family fun on Facebook
Posted on November 21, 2009 | No CommentsThis was the top item in my feed today… daughter reposts funny thing from website. dad reads it, doesnt understand internets, asks “wtf” via question marks. daughter explains and does […] -
Jabba the Pizza
Posted on November 20, 2009 | No CommentsPizza Hut has rebranded themselves “The Hut” and yes, I think this is funny… Even though the same joke was essentially made in Space Balls, I still enjoyed this like […]
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![If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you Filed under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/myspacetroll18phone-115x115.png)
![Jabba the Pizza Pizza Hut has rebranded themselves “The Hut” and yes, I think this is funny… Even though the same joke was essentially made in Space Balls, I still enjoyed this like […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jabbathepizzahut-115x115.png)