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![Evolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Mouths are stupid")
Mouths are stupid
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsEvolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […] -
Who put that house there??
Posted on November 18, 2009 | No Commentsknocked the whole house off its alignment after cutting the wheel a few inches too early backing out of the garage trying to avoid the car parked behind me, which […] -
![Just got back from one of those swanky shwanyk fancypants hoydee toydee woo-woo lad-dee-daa type “events” containing tons of [alleged] celebrities [that i’ve never heard of] for a big time […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lobster_bisqu-115x115.jpg "Fancy food is garbage")
Fancy food is garbage
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No CommentsJust got back from one of those swanky shwanyk fancypants hoydee toydee woo-woo lad-dee-daa type “events” containing tons of [alleged] celebrities [that i’ve never heard of] for a big time […] -
What happened to “thank you”?
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No Commentswtf; is this just “shit on Richards compliments” day? 3 girls in a row today responded to the nice things i went out of my way to observe about them […] -
![2 friends commented on my Facebook status a day ago that read “in the Valley, remembering why i hate Californians”. Brian McCarthy, whom I went to middle school and first […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/caitebeforedelete-115x115.png "Hating evil and converting Fail into Win")
Hating evil and converting Fail into Win
Posted on November 15, 2009 | No Comments2 friends commented on my Facebook status a day ago that read “in the Valley, remembering why i hate Californians”. Brian McCarthy, whom I went to middle school and first […] -
Corporate America strikes again…
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsI wish I could go back in time to when Myspace first started and show myself that in 2009 it would be owned by Newscorp and I would be getting […] -
Bed with no [2nd] supper
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes i go to bed hungry just cuz im too tired or sumthing but tonight i started to and then ate a banana. and 3 slices of pizza & a […] -
![Flew back into Los Angeles from Honolulu today and almost literally bumped into John Hodgman, the hapless Windows PC from the Apple Mac/PC commercials (also a correspondent on The Daily […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/10392265_175494589892_7536634_n-115x115.jpg "Hello, I’m a Mac. and he’s a PC")
Hello, I’m a Mac. and he’s a PC
Posted on November 9, 2009 | 1 CommentFlew back into Los Angeles from Honolulu today and almost literally bumped into John Hodgman, the hapless Windows PC from the Apple Mac/PC commercials (also a correspondent on The Daily […] -
Sexy room service
Posted on November 8, 2009 | No CommentsPapaya appetizer with a steak and lobster dinner in my apartment. If there was any conceivable way I could have sex with this meal, I would put a fkkn baby […] -
Infinity done right
Posted on November 7, 2009 | No CommentsThe Sheraton hotel in Waikiki finally stepped up to the plate and redid their pool to join the 21st century of how pools are supposed to be. They rebranded the […]