Jogging to Mac

Jogging to Mcdonalds (that makes it healthy, right?) cuz there are keys kinda sorta locked in my car. Google Maps says its 2.3 miles away so I’m gonna listen to Adam Lambert on the iPhone on the way there so I have incentive to get there quicker and make it stop; Miley Cyrus on the way back as my reward. There’s a party in the USA motherfuckers. and it starts with a brisk run down the highway to retrieve a bag of grease and fat…

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