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![At some point in my childhood, I saw a father on a sitcom ask something to the effect of when they could visit park-bench land while at an amusement park […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sleepatdisney-115x115.jpg "Welp. time to die.")
Welp. time to die.
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsAt some point in my childhood, I saw a father on a sitcom ask something to the effect of when they could visit park-bench land while at an amusement park […] -
![I wanna have a Musician breakfast event so I can see if Styx likes Trix and Lady Gaga goes Cuckoo for Coco Puffs. Or if Britney Spears likes Alpha-bits.. you […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Musical cereal")
Musical cereal
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsI wanna have a Musician breakfast event so I can see if Styx likes Trix and Lady Gaga goes Cuckoo for Coco Puffs. Or if Britney Spears likes Alpha-bits.. you […] -
![High Definition widescreen format has only become standard within the last year, but I already hate the television of old. When I see a square boxed television program, I spit […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/retrotv-115x115.jpg "I already hate tv that’s not in HD")
I already hate tv that’s not in HD
Posted on September 25, 2009 | No CommentsHigh Definition widescreen format has only become standard within the last year, but I already hate the television of old. When I see a square boxed television program, I spit […] -
![As covered previously here in richardland: when an insecure overweight person see’s a peer that is way too comfortable being thin, there’s a natural inclination for that person to give […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spotthemom-115x115.png "GAME: Spot the bitter momma")
GAME: Spot the bitter momma
Posted on September 24, 2009 | No CommentsAs covered previously here in richardland: when an insecure overweight person see’s a peer that is way too comfortable being thin, there’s a natural inclination for that person to give […] -
![Well, to be fair, this, that, or probably some of this is why you’re fat. But I realized the other reason you’re fat too: you’re a lazy lethargic unmotivated apathetic […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/whoa-115x115.jpg "Ooh, I see. THAT’S why you’re fat")
Ooh, I see. THAT’S why you’re fat
Posted on September 23, 2009 | No CommentsWell, to be fair, this, that, or probably some of this is why you’re fat. But I realized the other reason you’re fat too: you’re a lazy lethargic unmotivated apathetic […] -
My browser needs airbags
Posted on September 21, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you have 110 tabs open in two windows of the same browser and it crashes… that’s really annoying. Not cuz they’re gone, cuz I have the SaveSession plugin that […] -
Haves and have-nots BS
Posted on September 20, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt and uncle from Austin are visiting my parents here in Dallas and I hear my dad lament to my unc during conversation that “The rich are getting richer […] -
Notsogood Save
Posted on September 19, 2009 | No CommentsI just grabbed a straw to put in my glass of green tea i had in my other hand and dropped it. when i swung to catch the falling straw, […] -
Lost blog: the DFW Exodus
Posted on September 18, 2009 | No CommentsYesterday I told of how WordPress deleted my post in an unforgivably awful flaw in the program that should carry with it some kind of heavy penalty involving violence and […] -
![WordPress blogging software is shit and I hope everyone who has worked on it in the past year and a half is killed in a car accident and/or gets cancer. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wordpress-115x111.png "WordPress SUCKS and has idiotic anti-user features")
WordPress SUCKS and has idiotic anti-user features
Posted on September 17, 2009 | 1 CommentWordPress blogging software is shit and I hope everyone who has worked on it in the past year and a half is killed in a car accident and/or gets cancer. […]