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Why are hippies so dirty?
Posted on September 14, 2009 | No CommentsHippies don’t keep good hygiene because bacteria is the only culture they have -
Ringtones are worthless
Posted on September 10, 2009 | No CommentsWhy would anyone pay over 25 cents for a ringtone? The value to me for my phone to sound different when I receive a call is exactly zero dollars and […] -
Princess of Power
Posted on September 9, 2009 | No CommentsMy mom had some crossworld puzzle questions she thought I would know the answers to this morning . One of them was “Mattel’s Princess of Power”. She thought for sure […] -
Happy labor-birth day
Posted on September 7, 2009 | No CommentsGiving birth today is funny to us, but do the moms think so? in between the screams & pain, maybe sharing a giggle that they’re going into labor on Labor […] -
![When I saw a friend on Facebook had posted a picture of her sexually assaulting someone at a bar, I clicked through to it to voice my outrage. When she […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/etathebarwsara-115x115.jpg "E.T. chillin at the boob grabin bar")
E.T. chillin at the boob grabin bar
Posted on September 6, 2009 | No CommentsWhen I saw a friend on Facebook had posted a picture of her sexually assaulting someone at a bar, I clicked through to it to voice my outrage. When she […] -
Please do not sit in this chair!
Posted on September 3, 2009 | No CommentsI forgot I had taken this over at a college campus the other day. It’s a more comfortable chair, sitting in a waiting area near a help desk… which a […] -
![Wheeler lives in St Louis… I live in southern California. Yet he constantly invites me to things that I couldn’t possibly attend even if I wanted to, which coincidentally, I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wheelertexts1-115x115.png "Wheeler abuses his text messaging privelages")
Wheeler abuses his text messaging privelages
Posted on August 31, 2009 | No CommentsWheeler lives in St Louis… I live in southern California. Yet he constantly invites me to things that I couldn’t possibly attend even if I wanted to, which coincidentally, I […] -
![I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/comfortablynumb-115x115.png "Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is")
Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is
Posted on August 26, 2009 | No CommentsI am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, […] -
I hate you. unless you have food.
Posted on August 25, 2009 | No CommentsI’d like to think that my love for my sister is unconditional and everlasting, but it’s really entirely contingent on her bringing me food. She works at Chili’s and has […] -
I’m a zombie
Posted on August 23, 2009 | 1 CommentI’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions. […]