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![Drugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks")
Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsDrugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so […] -
I don’t get it
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsWhat the shit is this supposed to mean? -
![Or should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ijurtwitter-115x115.png "TwitterCop: exposing a jail break")
TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Posted on August 18, 2009 | No CommentsOr should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this […] -
![My aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eggs-115x115.png "Gravy eggs")
Gravy eggs
Posted on August 13, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results […] -
Snot Rockets: learn to accept them
Posted on August 11, 2009 | No CommentsI fully endorse and employ the use of the snot rocket, which is the action of plugging up one nostril and blowing air strongly through your nasal cavity, causing a […] -
Apple computers is jus tha greetest
Posted on August 10, 2009 | No CommentsOh Apple, everything I ever said about you being an arrogant son of corporate tool customer raping whore from hell was all a lie. a dirty lie I tell yeh. […] -
![Alternate headline: The infected Earfever PainPanic from Hell… Awful awful putrid day of dying, pain, senseless suffering and excruciating freak-outs, thy name is August 6th dos 09. On record as worst […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/feverhell-115x115.png "How Vicodin kicked my ass…")
How Vicodin kicked my ass…
Posted on August 9, 2009 | No CommentsAlternate headline: The infected Earfever PainPanic from Hell… Awful awful putrid day of dying, pain, senseless suffering and excruciating freak-outs, thy name is August 6th dos 09. On record as worst […] -
Ear infection direction perplection
Posted on August 6, 2009 | 1 CommentGood golly does my friggin ear hurt. It feels like there’s a pain bubble with a heartbeat stuck right near the hole, close enough that I can poke it with […] -
![I left my home in California early Monday morning, hitching a ride in the cousin Jenny caravan that was taking cousin April and her twin 5 yr old brats Matt […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sickportrichphones-115x115.png "Torturous adventures @ the Sickport CA > CO > TX")
Torturous adventures @ the Sickport CA > CO > TX
Posted on August 4, 2009 | No CommentsI left my home in California early Monday morning, hitching a ride in the cousin Jenny caravan that was taking cousin April and her twin 5 yr old brats Matt […] -
Shaving is stupid anyway
Posted on August 1, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes, while trying to cut the hair off my face with sharp metal, I also cut parts of my actual face and those cuts bleed for awhile n stuff. “Is […]