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Sorry kids, but there just isn’t enough Dick to go around
Posted on April 24, 2014 | No CommentsI always feel bad when someone chooses to be so consistently useless that I have to distance or leave them completely, mostly cuz of how much I know their life […] -
“Mother Earth” is the worst of all religions
Posted on April 16, 2014 | No CommentsThere are some goofy supernatural faiths about intelligent arbiters of laws governing the universe but Queen of the Goof Troop is the “mother earth” bullshit. The earth is not a […] -
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […] -
Do I still look Judeish to you?
Posted on March 29, 2014 | No CommentsPeople used to say I looked like Jude Law, but that was awhile ago when he was on the Sexiest Man on Earth style lists and is an outdated comparison […] -
No, People Are Not Really “Good At Heart”
Posted on March 28, 2014 | No CommentsCliff Notes version: Anne Frank said people are “really good at heart” and she was wrong. If you want to know why, we’ll start with the full quote that, while […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
Feeling wanted is important
Posted on March 14, 2014 | No Comments… “All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to […] -
Sleep is so dumb
Posted on March 9, 2014 | No CommentsI hate sleep. It’s like practicing being dead .__. As a commenter on Facebook noted of this observache: this concept summarizes why bedtime sucks no matter what age you are. […] -
Just doing some yard work while singing Frozen songs like a BOSS…
Posted on March 7, 2014 | No Comments“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” is a cliche I’ve known is true since a child but in adulthood its more like “if you […] -
Foam Parties are kindov disgusting/awesome
Posted on February 28, 2014 | No CommentsWho thought of combining a nightclub dance floor with a bubble bath, anyway? I have to say I appreciate the mashup in theory but i’m not so sure it comes […]