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Why do people hate efficiency so much?
Posted on June 6, 2013 | No CommentsJust out of a long business conference. People are so fkking slow. I dont understand it. I get that i’m the boss so part of my job is cracking the […] -
Star Wars or Star Trek? The answer is clear…
Posted on June 3, 2013 | 1 CommentIn the quest to determine which of the two is better, one might be tempted to claim that it is in the eye of the beholder, since, after all – […] -
These are the people who work for me…
Posted on June 1, 2013 | 1 CommentI just had to demote/fire this same dude for like the seventeenth time now – and yes, I take responsibility for letting it even get to the point where the […] -
Scaring mommy with murder
Posted on May 31, 2013 | No CommentsI couldn’t let this response to this status I left on this moms status just live and die on Facebook, so here’s a cross-post. Not cuz it’s that hilarious but […] -
Just a reminder about how I always know everything
Posted on May 30, 2013 | No CommentsYou guys been hearing the news that Apple is going to make a wearable device for your wrist? Of course you did. A year ago. Because I told you and […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
I like pre-roll Ads. Not tolerate them: Like them.
Posted on May 28, 2013 | No CommentsOn a 2 min news clip – yes, that’s bullshit. But if it’s a quality entertainer or funny clip from comedy central or something then im okay with it and […] -
Skinny-shaming is not a winning strategy…
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Bieber-Sex & Gif-Butter: How is it possible to be THIS tone-deaf to humor?
Posted on May 25, 2013 | No CommentsLast month, this dude commented on one of my links with outrage, I guess cuz of the inappropes nature in reference to the cherubic chipmunk that is The Biebs (Version […] -
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […]