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I still want a clone
Posted on November 18, 2011 | No CommentsI once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself. (note: this isn’t me in the picture. well, […] -
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Shopping via silly names
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsI thought it was obvious that I was joking, until… I got this private message: I explained that the person wasn’t being mean but yes, the entire joke was that […] -
No One Recycles in Texas
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsDammit neighbors… NONE of you have anything to recycle?? I missed last weeks recycle day and planned to cuckold someone elses bin with my excess water bottles and pizza boxes […] -
My Facebook Friend feed is basically softcore Porn
Posted on November 16, 2011 | No CommentsReason 989-B how I’m exactly like Jesus: I live a pretty clean life, but I’m still friends with whores… -
Don’t break the rules. Brake the rules…
Posted on November 15, 2011 | No CommentsEver since using the wrong “brake” in an email in 1999 I have to pause for a second before remembering which one is proper. but out of the deleted file […] -
Drunk from Juice?
Posted on November 12, 2011 | No CommentsCan antioxidants get you drunk? I feel tipsy as heck from a wine glass of home-mixed pomegranate, cranberry, acai and noni juice but theres no explanache for such a reaction. […] -
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […] -
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Another bitch bites the dust
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsTara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […] -
Whats the deal with kids these days?
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Where are all the skinny girls with fashion sense at?
Posted on November 3, 2011 | No CommentsUPDATE: Olivia Collins deleted me because of this.