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![I noticed that your whole life-thingy you’re doing there could be improved and I wanted to make it better. I didn’t really notice, but I still want to help. but […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Here’s A minima-List of Attitudinal Life Improvers")
Here’s A minima-List of Attitudinal Life Improvers
Posted on November 4, 2018 | No CommentsI noticed that your whole life-thingy you’re doing there could be improved and I wanted to make it better. I didn’t really notice, but I still want to help. but […] -
How to counter-point Friends social media posts without being horrible
Posted on September 20, 2018 | No CommentsAlternate headline: Gotta know when to troll em, know when to fold em, & know when to walk away. This post isn’t for the masses. It is for only a […] -
![It’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dontbehatin-115x115.gif "Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)")
Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)
Posted on September 5, 2018 | No CommentsIt’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […] -
![Yo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/gelatin.boiled-cow-skin-bones-115x115.jpg "Gelatin iz animalz!")
Gelatin iz animalz!
Posted on August 18, 2018 | No CommentsYo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […] -
![This is a LiveBlog walking through my investigation into what Disney/Pixar is going to do with the storyline for Incredibles 2 written before and during my watching it on an […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Incredibles-2-Concept-art-115x115.jpg "The Incredibles 2 Live-Blog: Figuring out who Screenslaver is")
The Incredibles 2 Live-Blog: Figuring out who Screenslaver is
Posted on July 1, 2018 | No CommentsThis is a LiveBlog walking through my investigation into what Disney/Pixar is going to do with the storyline for Incredibles 2 written before and during my watching it on an […] -
Has anyone ever actually unzipped their zipper-pants?
Posted on June 19, 2018 | No CommentsI have owned two pairs of these bad boys in my life… but never used them to their effect. It’s made me wonder if anyone ever has. -
![Darling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard.jawline-115x115.png "A Love Letter to my Jawline…")
A Love Letter to my Jawline…
Posted on June 1, 2018 | No CommentsDarling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […] -
![Honestly, that’s all cottage cheese, is, right? Nasty spoiled milk curds are part of a balanced breakfast… I had a mini-freakout when I noticed an organic cap of white slime […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/milk.cream_.at_.the_.top_-115x115.png "Globs of spoiled milk are actually not that bad")
Globs of spoiled milk are actually not that bad
Posted on May 31, 2018 | No CommentsHonestly, that’s all cottage cheese, is, right? Nasty spoiled milk curds are part of a balanced breakfast… I had a mini-freakout when I noticed an organic cap of white slime […] -
![Sometimes i’ll just be chillin in a midnight epsom salt bath and catch a glimpse of myself that gets me having to fight the urge to get a manbun and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/32203487_1907522145939030_4385091798817570816_n-115x115.jpg "I’d be a natural Hipster if they weren’t douches")
I’d be a natural Hipster if they weren’t douches
Posted on May 20, 2018 | No CommentsSometimes i’ll just be chillin in a midnight epsom salt bath and catch a glimpse of myself that gets me having to fight the urge to get a manbun and […] -
![I’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/how-to-have-energy-115x115.png "The Secret to having energy in life")
The Secret to having energy in life
Posted on April 13, 2018 | No CommentsI’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […]
