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Getting sick is for weak losers and I *cough* hate myself
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I’m knowingly drinking tea that makes me incredibly sick
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What the hell is gum?
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Glitter is dangerous and you should be afraid of it
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The Glass is half full, but that’s still a negative view
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Here’s A minima-List of Attitudinal Life Improvers
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How to counter-point Friends social media posts without being horrible
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Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)
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Gelatin iz animalz!
Posted on August 18, 2018 | No CommentsYo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […] -
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The Incredibles 2 Live-Blog: Figuring out who Screenslaver is
Posted on July 1, 2018 | No CommentsThis is a LiveBlog walking through my investigation into what Disney/Pixar is going to do with the storyline for Incredibles 2 written before and during my watching it on an […]