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Fixing Computers: It’s a Trap!
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsTruth. -
Not Even Applebee’s wants to be my friend anymore
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI’m so obnoxious that I even turn off chain eateries :/ Wtf Applebees St Charles?? I thought we were tight đ UPDATE: Don’t be alarmed, Facebook users. Facebook DOES NOT […] -
Dear Perpetual Crybabies:
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI get it: sadness is safety. If you collapse into a fetal position over every tiny  thing you feel safer than if you’re in a good mood that you could […] -
Bright Night for a Dance Walk
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No Commentsits 3AM and the moon is lighting up the globe like a broadway stage so I have no choice but to grab my bamboo cane (slash coyotee fightin stick. cuz […] -
Messaging Strangers
Posted on September 9, 2011 | 1 CommentIt’s been awhile since I’ve had someone randomly IM me and find it outrageous that they identify themselves but today broke the record (and it appears this is just what […] -
Status Stealers
Posted on September 5, 2011 | No CommentsShit happens to me all the time. usually with funny things i say but one time i said i was talking to a girl who said something stupid and even […] -
Lake Again
Posted on August 26, 2011 | No CommentsMy Plan: “Lets go to lunch, see a movie and go out on the lake”. The plan mine was overruled with: “Lets go leech off my moms food at her […] -
Will i ain’t
Posted on August 18, 2011 | No CommentsIf you thought it might be a nice day to fly out of LAX today, you’ll probably want to get here a few days early. Lines for Security are worse […] -
Flies are up to something…
Posted on August 14, 2011 | No CommentsFlies are always rubbing their hands together cuz they’re plotting… what, I don’t know, but it’s clear they’re up to something… scheming little bastards. flies and girls in LA are […] -
“God damn it” isn’t using “the Lords name in vain”
Posted on August 13, 2011 | 4 CommentsNo one should ever get offended at the phrase “God damn it”, because it is not offensive. I sympathize with your sensitivity as there was a time when it hurt […]