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Calendeering
Posted on March 15, 2011 | 1 Commentif i didnt draw the state and a leftward arrow, id probably fel the same discomfort as if i didnt cross out the days in the color of that month. […] -
Buy Coconut Water Please
Posted on March 12, 2011 | No CommentsDo us a favor, Luv, and go buy coconut water drinks. they’re a healthy all natural better-than-sportsdrink hydrator but they’re expensive as f#ck. buy them so they get cheaper. GO […] -
I beat up Hawks
Posted on March 8, 2011 | No CommentsJust punched a hawk in the face. Heard chickens freaking out and banging the window cove for cover, looked out and a snowy gray speckled bird with claws was dive […] -
Jungle Emo gets Painted
Posted on March 6, 2011 | No CommentsBy an artist coming soon to the internet. Details on him as they develop… -
Doing Drugs
Posted on March 6, 2011 | No CommentsOn DRUGS. the best drug there is: Richard Bushnell. Warning, Richard Bushnell may cause heartburn, nausea, panic attacks, a dilated rectum and/or vaginal bleeding, drowsiness, muscle fatigue, an erection that […] -
Body Training
Posted on March 4, 2011 | No CommentsSkipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […] -
Powder Bomb
Posted on February 27, 2011 | 1 Commentin hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […] -
Apple Names
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 1 CommentFact: my former iPod Mini (green), Classic (white) and Touch (black) were named Luke, Anakin & Vader. My current iPod, iPhone and iPad are named Anchor, Lifeboat & Titanic so […] -
Skitzo Manners
Posted on February 23, 2011 | No CommentsI wonder if anyones ever gotten really mad at a schizophrenic and rhetorically shouted “Who do you think you are!?” but then received a really bizarre response that revealed the […] -
Puff the Magic Pothead
Posted on February 23, 2011 | 1 Commenttonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]