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April Fools Day Archive
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Don’t Be A Fool This April (or any other month)
Posted on April 1, 2015 | No CommentsYou are weak, ugly, not good enough to achieve your goals, and you don’t deserve to be happy. You are a victim of circumstances and of society and the odds […] -
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […] -
April Foolish Calendar
Posted on April 1, 2011 | No Commentsshouldnt someone get sued for this? i triple checked to make sure i didnt buy the wrong year or that today is really Friday the 1st and both appear to […] -
April Fools Pranks
Posted on April 1, 2010 | No CommentsI had fun making girls using the “im pregnant” April Fools line cry by answering “i KNEW there was something up with the weight gain!” My big online prank was […]