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![Why do people say this? I understand its usage back in the day as a friendly, jokey how-do-ya-do, but shouldn’t it have died along with saying “gee willikers” and “in […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Hot enough for ya?")
Hot enough for ya?
Posted on July 10, 2009 | No CommentsWhy do people say this? I understand its usage back in the day as a friendly, jokey how-do-ya-do, but shouldn’t it have died along with saying “gee willikers” and “in […] -
Dear idiot: Myspace is not closing
Posted on July 7, 2009 | No CommentsI started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved […] -
![My mom turned on 30 Rock and backed it up after seeing that the executive producer is Brett Baer… she paused with surprised interest and asked me if that was […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/BretBaier.foxnews-115x115.jpg "FOXNBC’s Brett Baer")
FOXNBC’s Brett Baer
Posted on July 5, 2009 | No CommentsMy mom turned on 30 Rock and backed it up after seeing that the executive producer is Brett Baer… she paused with surprised interest and asked me if that was […] -
Nothing to scatch
Posted on June 28, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes I scratch an itch on my hand or arm with my razor sharp chin stubble. Other times I try to, but then get a nails-on-chalkboard shiver when a smooth […] -
![“Change” is fun and exciting when it’s a meaningless slogan in a presidential race, but when it actually happens in life, it kindov messes with your head even if its […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mcmahon_fawcett_jackson-115x115.jpg "Societal effect of celebrity deaths")
Societal effect of celebrity deaths
Posted on June 26, 2009 | 2 Comments“Change” is fun and exciting when it’s a meaningless slogan in a presidential race, but when it actually happens in life, it kindov messes with your head even if its […] -
![While in Dallas – the city, not the country or suburban outskirts – I saw this license plate and had to snap a picture of it, knowing a description alone […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/iplmbddys-115x115.jpg "Things you see in Texas…")
Things you see in Texas…
Posted on June 24, 2009 | 1 CommentWhile in Dallas – the city, not the country or suburban outskirts – I saw this license plate and had to snap a picture of it, knowing a description alone […] -
![ANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/skinsold-115x115.png "Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)")
Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)
Posted on June 23, 2009 | 2 CommentsANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […] -
Shark for dinner
Posted on June 22, 2009 | No CommentsI had a quarter of a glass of wine with my steak and shark meat fillet (potato & carrot side with like a pound of fresh churned strawberry ice cream […] -
![I’m so proud of myself for using a variation of “drop it like its hot” in a gag only 3 years after the phrase was fashionable! Go me! My mom […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/johnadamsnakedhot-115x115.png "Hot nude John Adams")
Hot nude John Adams
Posted on June 20, 2009 | No CommentsI’m so proud of myself for using a variation of “drop it like its hot” in a gag only 3 years after the phrase was fashionable! Go me! My mom […] -
Spreading misery across the sky
Posted on June 17, 2009 | No CommentsI flew to Dallas on business this afternoon and learned that I might carry some misery inducing aura that doesn’t affect me, but wreaks havoc on new comers. It all […]