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National Spam Day
Posted on June 16, 2009 | No CommentsHappy national spam day! -
My night as a west coast drug dealer
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 2 CommentsI was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and […] -
![Did you know that police cars have hard plastic bucket seats in the back? Of course you did, you dirty crook. but *I* didn’t cuz I’m a law respecting upstanding […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/police-115x115.jpg "Late night fun with the Police")
Late night fun with the Police
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 1 CommentDid you know that police cars have hard plastic bucket seats in the back? Of course you did, you dirty crook. but *I* didn’t cuz I’m a law respecting upstanding […] -
![Dear Firefox, I need a break. I still think you’re a great browser and have a cool logo and name and everything, but enough is too much. All you do […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/firefox-115x115.jpg "Breaking up with my browser")
Breaking up with my browser
Posted on June 7, 2009 | No CommentsDear Firefox, I need a break. I still think you’re a great browser and have a cool logo and name and everything, but enough is too much. All you do […] -
![As you know, assuming you know anything at all and aren’t completely teh stupidz: I’m kindov a big deal. on Myspace. in real life too. just. to a lesser extent […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/seeyoushit-115x115.jpg "Some girls just wanna watch me poop")
Some girls just wanna watch me poop
Posted on June 5, 2009 | No CommentsAs you know, assuming you know anything at all and aren’t completely teh stupidz: I’m kindov a big deal. on Myspace. in real life too. just. to a lesser extent […] -
How to get your kids to behave
Posted on May 29, 2009 | No CommentsI made this prescription in response to a twitter post (cuz i’m still easing into that whole culture and not at all ready yet to call them “tweets”) asking how […] -
Busting the Myth of Having “Guy Friends” (sorry ladies)
Posted on May 26, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s an old joke that men don’t understand women and it’s accurate. But I am slowly observing and learning how little it goes the other way. The problem with both […] -
the wonderful world of G0ys
Posted on May 25, 2009 | 2 CommentsAm i a “g0y”? are you a g0y? well that all depends: do you enjoy rubbing your penis against someone elses until you both climax in a burst of ecstasy […] -
I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)
Posted on May 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […] -
Booger teeth pickenz
Posted on May 16, 2009 | No CommentsI was watching Family Guy on my other computer just now and picking some remnants of the leftover Chinese i had for breakfast out of my teeth and picking the […]