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![When I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, i’d say “Goah […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Dogs don’t know english")
Dogs don’t know english
Posted on May 11, 2009 | No CommentsWhen I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, i’d say “Goah […] -
![So many work so hard on something so important to them, their family and their very existence and i come along and wipe it away, ruining it all for no […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/antsmear-115x115.png "I love destroying ant hills")
I love destroying ant hills
Posted on May 8, 2009 | 1 CommentSo many work so hard on something so important to them, their family and their very existence and i come along and wipe it away, ruining it all for no […] -
POLL: Does this dude look like John Heder or not?
Posted on May 4, 2009 | 3 CommentsCuz to me this is obvious plus a million, but him and his girlfriend both appear to be insulted by the suggestion of a similarity even though my original comment […] -
“Wyd?” and “Are you up?” Are “How are you” and “whats up”s evil cousins
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsPeople… PLEASE… I’m begging you to stop killing me with this stuff. Don’t message me asking “what are you doing” or “are you awake?” unless it is micro-specific to a […] -
![A residential yard over in Hawaii Kai here on Oahu has its very own trufula tree from Dr Seuss’s eviro-hippie tale of caution and doom, The Lorax. I always sympathized […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/trufulatree-115x115.png "Hawaii has trufula trees")
Hawaii has trufula trees
Posted on April 27, 2009 | No CommentsA residential yard over in Hawaii Kai here on Oahu has its very own trufula tree from Dr Seuss’s eviro-hippie tale of caution and doom, The Lorax. I always sympathized […] -
![I changed my Myspace display name to “Richard…(but you can call me Dick)“, because… my name is Richard; but people like to call me Dick. and they can… Apparently that […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/likeyorpen-115x115.png "You can call me Dick, just don’t try to get on it")
You can call me Dick, just don’t try to get on it
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No CommentsI changed my Myspace display name to “Richard…(but you can call me Dick)“, because… my name is Richard; but people like to call me Dick. and they can… Apparently that […] -
![There is a Red Mango down the road here at my apartment in Hawaii and i have been partaking in abundance. You don’t know what that is cuz you’re not […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/froyopapaya-115x115.jpg "BBB (beach balcony breakfast)")
BBB (beach balcony breakfast)
Posted on April 23, 2009 | No CommentsThere is a Red Mango down the road here at my apartment in Hawaii and i have been partaking in abundance. You don’t know what that is cuz you’re not […] -
![Please God, seriously. never give me “lower back hair that leads into blanketing my ass. The thin patch on your stomach that spills out of your belly button and and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/butthair-115x115.jpg "Mysery Trail")
Mysery Trail
Posted on April 20, 2009 | 1 CommentPlease God, seriously. never give me “lower back hair that leads into blanketing my ass. The thin patch on your stomach that spills out of your belly button and and […] -
![As all of you who are under the age of 900 are aware of: youtube chooses the icon with which to represent your video for you (and then later gives […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ashleysapples-115x115.png "Ashleys “Apples”")
Ashleys “Apples”
Posted on April 18, 2009 | No CommentsAs all of you who are under the age of 900 are aware of: youtube chooses the icon with which to represent your video for you (and then later gives […] -
![My first start-to-finish rainbow, bitchessss. Started way out in the ocean and ended at the Hilton hotel. Took a video of it; didnt grab the still camera fast enough afterward […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/n500264892_1516075_1249874-115x115.jpg "Hawaii Hilton @ the end of the rainbow")
Hawaii Hilton @ the end of the rainbow
Posted on April 14, 2009 | No CommentsMy first start-to-finish rainbow, bitchessss. Started way out in the ocean and ended at the Hilton hotel. Took a video of it; didnt grab the still camera fast enough afterward […]