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![It’s been said by Christopher Walken, 90s cartoons, and was a popular pull quote from 2004’s Ben Stiller comedy Dodgeball (the most famous iteration of the phrase) and up until […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/threwupinmymouth-115x115.gif "It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line")
It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
Posted on October 21, 2021 | No CommentsIt’s been said by Christopher Walken, 90s cartoons, and was a popular pull quote from 2004’s Ben Stiller comedy Dodgeball (the most famous iteration of the phrase) and up until […] -
![This meme was posted in a group on Facebook and many of you will hate me for picking it apart and pointing out what a lie it is, but I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/we.are_.all_.attractive-115x115.jpg "“We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie")
“We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
Posted on September 23, 2021 | No CommentsThis meme was posted in a group on Facebook and many of you will hate me for picking it apart and pointing out what a lie it is, but I […] -
![Future Video Game Idea: Your full consciousness is analyzed and copied into code and then duplicated into 7.5 billion NPC’s (Non-Playable Characters) that get get born and die at a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Mega Simulation Game of Life concept")
Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
Posted on August 19, 2021 | No CommentsFuture Video Game Idea: Your full consciousness is analyzed and copied into code and then duplicated into 7.5 billion NPC’s (Non-Playable Characters) that get get born and die at a […] -
Puking for no good reason is such a waste
Posted on July 21, 2021 | No CommentsHey Body. Mind here. Can we talk for a minute about what just happened?… yea. it’s about the puke. I know you think you did the right thing but just […] -
The official Lyrics to Mmbop are dumber than you think
Posted on July 16, 2021 | No CommentsMmmbop by Hanson – one of the biggest hits in the 90s – makes no sense in any possible way. There is no secret meaning or reference – it’s just […] -
![Hey, do any of you losers happen to know of a way to get an iPhone screen fixed for cheap? Or can I just send you my phone (don’t open […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/applecare.covered-115x115.jpeg "Hey will you fix my iPhone screen? Ok Nvm.")
Hey will you fix my iPhone screen? Ok Nvm.
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No CommentsHey, do any of you losers happen to know of a way to get an iPhone screen fixed for cheap? Or can I just send you my phone (don’t open […] -
Credit Card system is stupid
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No Comments45 minutes on the phone with Capital One trying to get approved for a damn Walmart card to get that sweet 5% cash back necessary for the final leg of […] -
![Ranked by most to least identifiable: Funny. But I don’t regularly speed. Especially not over 70. even when tempting on long open highways like this. 2- “On my way” back […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/A749C00B-E654-4087-900E-5BDA9A9B1D9E_1_105_c-115x115.jpeg "5 Memes I don’t Identify With (but are funny anyway)")
5 Memes I don’t Identify With (but are funny anyway)
Posted on April 30, 2021 | No CommentsRanked by most to least identifiable: Funny. But I don’t regularly speed. Especially not over 70. even when tempting on long open highways like this. 2- “On my way” back […] -
Airplane Junk Food Travel Snacks Guide
Posted on April 25, 2021 | No CommentsThe point of the travel-snack-pack list is to have an emergency menu of nourishment no matter what. If they serve poached pheasant on the plane or you can grab something […] -
Ring Pizza Customer Support blort glorp
Posted on April 20, 2021 | No CommentsThe Richardland Compound in North Hollywood has a Ring doorbell. I’m at Mumzy & Popsicles house operating from the Richardland Southern Command in Texas at the moment. The Ring bell […]