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![I know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/butter.finger.wrapper-115x115.jpg "Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored")
Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored
Posted on March 13, 2021 | No CommentsI know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […] -
![I dont even know what any of that means cuz only stupid people are truly just happy cuz theres not a lot going on in their head there. Smart people […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Act happy, you miserable Losers")
Act happy, you miserable Losers
Posted on March 5, 2021 | No CommentsI dont even know what any of that means cuz only stupid people are truly just happy cuz theres not a lot going on in their head there. Smart people […] -
The tinder swipe I think about most
Posted on February 20, 2021 | No CommentsWas a girl who deleted me off the app in 2015 after I delayed an invitation to go to a theme park with her. It was probably Disneyland but I […] -
“We are all attractive” memes are mean lies to spread
Posted on February 9, 2021 | No CommentsUnpopular opinion: lying to people by telling them that just existing means they are attractive doesn’t help them improve and by all accountable observation shows, in most cases doesn’t even […] -
![Doug premiered in 1991 (a year that I was alive in) on Nickelodeon and people on the internet are noting that he is turning 30 years old this year. Except […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/doug.shaving.patty_-115x115.jpg "<strong>Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year</strong>")
Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year
Posted on January 30, 2021 | No CommentsDoug premiered in 1991 (a year that I was alive in) on Nickelodeon and people on the internet are noting that he is turning 30 years old this year. Except […] -
Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?
Posted on January 25, 2021 | No CommentsYou’re about to. Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word? According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived […] -
On the hunt for Roast Chicken Poison Noodles
Posted on January 17, 2021 | No CommentsIf you find any roast chicken ramen anywhere – buy up a pallet cuz they’re disappearing. I hate to say this cuz I don’t endorse eating this chemical cardboard death […] -
Mermaids are a lie
Posted on January 13, 2021 | No CommentsMermaids are depicted as sexy wet supermodels with a physique so feminine that they’re literally just hour-glass figures that connect the lines back together to a point. But that’s a […] -
![The billionaire institutions of Facebook and other oligarchical corporate platforms don’t want you to know it – and they might flag this post or take it down but I am […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/kangaroo-goose-punch-115x115.gif "Exposed: Kangaroos are actually GIANT RABBITS")
Exposed: Kangaroos are actually GIANT RABBITS
Posted on January 11, 2021 | No CommentsThe billionaire institutions of Facebook and other oligarchical corporate platforms don’t want you to know it – and they might flag this post or take it down but I am […] -
![In 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/sad-mope-115x115.gif "“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.")
“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.
Posted on December 15, 2020 | No CommentsIn 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […]