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![What the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately")
For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately
Posted on November 17, 2020 | No CommentsWhat the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […] -
![Think about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/too.many_.texts_-115x115.jpg "Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…")
Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…
Posted on July 7, 2020 | No CommentsThink about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […] -
![The documentary, I Am Big Bird, about the life and career of original Big Bird puppeteer Caroll Spinney was better than expected. It has lots of take-aways about the early […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/bigbird.mechanics.hypothesis1-115x115.jpg "How Big Bird Works (mechanically)")
How Big Bird Works (mechanically)
Posted on May 21, 2020 | No CommentsThe documentary, I Am Big Bird, about the life and career of original Big Bird puppeteer Caroll Spinney was better than expected. It has lots of take-aways about the early […] -
![The side ally known as the Iron Reach on the Richardland Campus needs weather protection. The pursuit of which has sent me down a self-escalating series of “what if” ways […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/awning-115x115.png "Awnings are hard…")
Awnings are hard…
Posted on May 4, 2020 | No CommentsThe side ally known as the Iron Reach on the Richardland Campus needs weather protection. The pursuit of which has sent me down a self-escalating series of “what if” ways […] -
![Although diagnosed to my satisfaction,. the Mystery Gut Ailment that has been plaguing me (see link for back-posts of this saga) still presents problems… Mainly: if I eat too much […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/vomit.sink_-115x115.png "I threw up in the sink for some reason")
I threw up in the sink for some reason
Posted on March 23, 2020 | No CommentsAlthough diagnosed to my satisfaction,. the Mystery Gut Ailment that has been plaguing me (see link for back-posts of this saga) still presents problems… Mainly: if I eat too much […] -
![Obviously the color green is the most pleasing shade on the spectrum – day – common knowledge – we get it. But even the all-star team must have its least […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tiel.netherlands-115x115.jpg "The worst of all Greens")
The worst of all Greens
Posted on March 20, 2020 | No CommentsObviously the color green is the most pleasing shade on the spectrum – day – common knowledge – we get it. But even the all-star team must have its least […] -
Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)
Posted on March 18, 2020 | No CommentsThank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […] -
![Listen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/richard.beard_.green_.grandhall-115x115.jpg "This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me")
This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me
Posted on March 2, 2020 | No CommentsListen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […] -
Geese are mean but easy to defeat in combat
Posted on February 23, 2020 | No CommentsEveryone knows geese are the meanest birds, but I’m proud to say I’ve never been bullied by a goose. First of all: It’s a principalled stance to not let them […] -
![The dumb answer is obviously that peaches are peach colored. Yeah. no doy. And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Cool. Whatever. Now riddle me this*, you slags: Are peaches orange […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Peach_slice-115x115.png "What color are peaches?")
What color are peaches?
Posted on January 8, 2020 | No CommentsThe dumb answer is obviously that peaches are peach colored. Yeah. no doy. And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Cool. Whatever. Now riddle me this*, you slags: Are peaches orange […]