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![Doug premiered in 1991 (a year that I was alive in) on Nickelodeon and people on the internet are noting that he is turning 30 years old this year. Except […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/doug.shaving.patty_-115x115.jpg "<strong>Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year</strong>")
Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year
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![You’re about to. Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word? According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "<strong>Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?</strong>")
Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?
Posted on January 25, 2021 | No CommentsYou’re about to. Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word? According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived […] -
On the hunt for Roast Chicken Poison Noodles
Posted on January 17, 2021 | No CommentsIf you find any roast chicken ramen anywhere – buy up a pallet cuz they’re disappearing. I hate to say this cuz I don’t endorse eating this chemical cardboard death […] -
Mermaids are a lie
Posted on January 13, 2021 | No CommentsMermaids are depicted as sexy wet supermodels with a physique so feminine that they’re literally just hour-glass figures that connect the lines back together to a point. But that’s a […] -
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Exposed: Kangaroos are actually GIANT RABBITS
Posted on January 11, 2021 | No CommentsThe billionaire institutions of Facebook and other oligarchical corporate platforms don’t want you to know it – and they might flag this post or take it down but I am […] -
![In 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/sad-mope-115x115.gif "“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.")
“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.
Posted on December 15, 2020 | No CommentsIn 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […] -
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Launchpad is a duck
Posted on December 11, 2020 | No CommentsI don’t know who needs to hear this but: Launchpad McQuack is NOT a pelican. He is a duck with a strong chin. You’d be forgiven to think “isn’t that […] -
For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately
Posted on November 17, 2020 | No CommentsWhat the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […] -
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Pluto’s Judgement Day (1935) – Banned Cartoon
Posted on October 30, 2020 | No CommentsIt’s about Pluto being tried in Cat Hell by the corrupt Cat justice system for his crimes against all the cats he murdered, including witness testimonies from some of the […] -
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Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…
Posted on July 7, 2020 | No CommentsThink about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […]